Lexi R. makes me wish I didn't have a girlfriend... I'm a terrible person...

Just because you annoy the shit out of me sometimes, doesn't mean I don't love you.

I told this girl she was cute today. And by cute I mean I want to hear the adorable noises she makes as I pleasure her into intense multiple orgasms and claim her body as my own like a conquered fortress. Sadly, I'm too much of a pussy to do it. At least I always got my right hand, fleshlights, and anime blow up dolls and body pillows.

Is it weird if a girl asks a guy out on a date?

I am a gay guy, new on campus. Who wants to be friends? Like or Comment. I will send you a friend request?

Who wants to be friends?

My lady friend wants to just be friends now. My best friend is going to prison for 10 years, and he's considering killing himself instead. I was living in the dining room of a 2-bedroom apartment, and my roommates just kicked me out because there are house showings coming up. All of my clothes and things are in my car, and I'm staying with a friend. My parents live 18 hours away.

All I can do is be optimistic, keep working hard, and hope for the best.

Boys keep whining about the friendzone. Girls keep denying that, and say it doesn't exist. Y'all should go back to high school, lol!