Got my period right in time for Valentines. Thanks Mother Nature. You're a cock block.

I'm a waiter. Tonight, some asshole left me a bullshit tip. I saw what looked like a folded $100 bill on the table after he left. In this side of Denton tips are quite rare, especially hundred dollar tips, so I thought it was too good to be true, but I remained optimistic. I unfolded it and as I expected, it was bullshit. It was a fake note with a $100 print that said "Be thankful for what you already have" and then some bible verse. I'm catholic and I was super pissed regardless. He did pay with card though and left the "tip" line blank on his receipt. I wrote $100 on that line and added a 1 to the total amount. Happy Valentine's day, fucker. I'm probably gonna get fired if he complains, but meh, last semester here anyways And just to ruin his valentine's day assuming the fat fuck even has a girlfriend.

50 Shades of Grey is ridiculous trash and not at all a good portrayal of relationships such as the one portrayed. From, an actual submissive.

Been a great year so far, with so many chicks here I am getting sucked off at least twice a day, Thanks UNT!!!!!!

Immediate threat to the US or not, ISIS really pisses me off to the point that I'm actually starting to see that pastor on the megaphone that comes here on Wednesdays as a pretty cool guy (by comparison. He's still a twat otherwise). I say we use our over sized military budget to go dump 500 megatons of democracy on their sandy asses!

Any time I'm late to class, I'm just gonna say that I encountered RPGs and small arms fire.

If you quote Mean Girls on a daily basis, like dudes with tattoos, beards, and flannel shirts, and/or look like you just woke up when you go to class, but have to put on makeup before you go to the store, then you might just be a basic bitch!

If we invented a pillow that could actually cuddle back, I don't think I'd ever need actual face-to-face interaction ever.

Strike that, I'd legitimately be happier with a pillow that cuddled and an online boyfriend to text. Too many fuckboys and even the ones that will cuddle still expect me not to mean it when I tell them I want to go to sleep.