Sunday, 24 March 2013 06:35 AM
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I'm going to start killing all the squirlls
Sunday, 24 March 2013 03:30 AM
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To John P. I see u at the Rec all the time. If you have a GF that's too bad for her cuz I'm stealing u.
Sunday, 24 March 2013 03:26 AM
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Secrets secrets are no fun, unless you share with everyone!
Sunday, 24 March 2013 03:24 AM
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For everyone in US History that thought they smelled weed, it was me. I bought it between classes and couldn't drop it off anywhere. Smelled good tho, didn't it? >.<
Sunday, 24 March 2013 03:24 AM
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i have approximately 1700 friends on facebook. about 1 or 2 in real life. i think i never attach to anyone anymore because i know that if i do, then i end up just watching them use me and leave me. people call me their friend, but they dont know me at all.
Sunday, 24 March 2013 03:00 AM
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How old is too old to join a fraternity?
Sunday, 24 March 2013 02:22 AM
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I just got nudes random nudes from a guy. Just for liking his comment. His ass is hairier than my head. :(
Sunday, 24 March 2013 02:19 AM
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Gosh....I'm fucking high.....and my roommate also tried to fight me and I almost whooped that ass but thank goodness it ended quick bc I'm high and didn't want to go all jet li on that niggas ass! Bam!