I will be on everything you love

I'd give the D to about 90% of the [greek name] on campus.

The Obama Adminitration brainwashed an already psychologically unstable Adam Lanza to carry out a watershed event that would assuredly bolster his case for gun control legislation, and ideologically partition the American people, thusly creating a cultural atmosphere that is largely unstable and combative. Why? Because Obama is the antichrist sent from hell to bring about the destruction of the world. Connect the dots, people!

I don't go to UNT but there's this girl who I went to highschool with who goes here. she's smart. funny, pretty, has a great ass. to me she's the complete package. but she complains that her boyfriend is too pussy to fuck her. I don't understand why he wouldn't. well whatever point is next time we hang ill definitely fuck you boyfriend or not shes awesome, she deserves a fun time along with a good dicking. If you read this you know exactly who this is.

You think I'm looking down at my phone but in reality I'm checking out your booty..!

Fifty Shades of Grey: A novel about the colors of my stool after I eat at Kerr

Sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift away. Will you be my lady sea otter?

I know my boyfriend and I are going to break up soon because our futures are going in different paths but ask me to marry you! I love you so much and i know you love me, I'd do anything for you so please don't give up.