Dear white polo hat guy,
You're freaking hot. You wear that hat literally everyday, but you WORK IT so its okay!

to the girl on the second floor in the library sitting by herself tonight (3/24 around midnight). You're pretty cute. didn't want to bother you since you're studying. ;)

There's a girl in my HLTH class that I would not mind hitting with my car.

Patrick C is so hot but I heard he's gay.

I rented the Big Green 12 years ago and never returned it to Block Buster.

My boyfriend cheated on me and I tried to forgive him, but now I just make out with any hot guy I feel like kissing.

You're my best friend. I can tell you anything, and vice versa. You give me everything I'm missing when I've lost it. You have standards, and you don't forget them even though you have a tendency to be shy around other people. You make me want to be a better person, and you complete me. I would say I love you, but this generation's definition of "love" is too empty compared to the fullness you bring to my life. You are nothing short of wonderful in my eyes.

I wish Dr. Williams wasn't gay.