I love ruining childhoods.
http://youtu.be/uoB_MDSkHms

Ronnie E. I want to suck you dry. God you're so fucking hot. Let me fuck that ;)

Chris F. in Maple: LET ME FUCK YOU.

I hate that "Love Pink" shit on girls clothes. They aren't even pink. You've been brainwashed since you were born to love pink, the girl's toy section at the store is solid pink, pink pink pink. How about you realize there's an infinite spectrum of colors to choose from, you conformist idiots!

Non-Greek community, Don't question why I where all Ralph Lauren shirts and slacks/shorts everyday its not that I'm forced to but its called dressing for success, you might want to try it one day, instead of wearing the same clothes you wore in high school. Much love Greek family!!

Sarah S, the TA: I want to drop your jeans and insert MY genes

I actually like Lil Wayne

True confession: I wanna put my dick in every girl I see walking on campus. The urge is always there, faintly. Because you're all so beautiful it hurts