I have never considered cheating on my girlfriend, yet she has slept with 4 other guys in the 5 years we have been together. Not only have I woken up to this bullshit, but now I am in need of some serious fucking payback.

Mouth of the South needs to play a show in the University Union.

The other day at the Union there was a group of greasy ass people screaming at me about how I'm a bigot, racist, and sexist. While all of that is probably true. At least I know how to shower. I don't care if you want to be a nasty ass hippie lesbian. Just go stink somewhere that isn't around me.

I freaking love Nickelback, and anyone who says they hate them are just closet Nickelback fans! I guarentee almost everyone on this page has atleast one of their songs in their music library! #truth

As I walk around campus, I see the reality: hundreds and hundreds of egos, dressed in the day's best, and they're all trying to get laid.

I saw this girl walking down by the Union stairs on Tuesday(26th March) around 9.30 a.m. she was wearing a blue leggings. She was also blonde and had a short hair. If you are reading this I want to meet you ! :)

I walked across the street (Welch) to campus one time with a cop just standing on the other side. He says to me, "I could give you a ticket right now." I said WTF, "For jaywalking?" (I was at a crosswalk) He says for "No, for making another car yield to me." THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I know my rights, you fucking pigs. All you want is to show off your power because you came back from Iraq really messed up in the head, or are some criminal justice idiot. You better watch out, you never know when the person you pull over will just shoot you between the eyes without hesitating. I don't do it bc you might be the 1% of cops that are down to earth and reasonable.

I feel like I won't ever find a meaningful relationship here because I'm a pretty chubby white girl and I'm not attracted to guys outside of my own race. So guys, do you like chubby girls? And how can I make myself more approachable?