I don't have any intention of killing myself but I constantly think about who would be at my funeral when I do die.

I want to give a GIRL a facial...What ladies out there will let me do that?

Am I the only one who thinks all these "confessions" should be anonymous to everyone except UNT Therapists and Psychologists??

The admin sounds so annoying and whinny when he repeatedly says "y'all."

Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. STFU.

There is no hope for America or humanity and these confession pages prove it.

I thought Randall was the voice behind the HoneyBadger. If this is true, then Randall is a badass, look at him go, he don't give a SHIT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

There are several places on campus I go to people watch. Library, Union, Wooten Hall. I scope out a place to chill next to the most interesting looking people, and sit near them within earshot. I like to sit with my headphones in so it looks like I'm working, but really I'm listening to the conversations around me. I don't do it to creep, I'm genuinely fascinated by the world around me and this way I can observe without interacting or interfering with the outcome. I'm writing my first novel, and let's just say a lot of you are in it.

Do we really have to go through a whole civil rights movement for every damn race, sex orientation, and foot fetish? How is your salvation affected by another's actions? Throw the bible in the trash and write your own rules of morality, because YOU are the one living this life, and not your simple-minded ancestors!