Kyle P is the hottest guy ive seen in a long time... please marryyyy meeeeee

I'm tired of all the trendy people here calling themselves "pansexual". If you like hot guys and hot girls, you're not pansexual, you're bisexual. You have to be into some really fucked up shit to be a pansexual.
-Sincerely, a guy who deep tongued a camel with a banana up his ass

I want to be an Asgardian!! (I'll be the next Odinson!! )

I just wanted to say that the TA in my History class is so very attractive. I can not stop thinking about him. I sit in class and think about what it would be like to be with him.

I met this girl during freshman orientation and sometimes I see her working in jimmy johns if I go to get a sub. She was pretty cool. I think her name starts with an L. I'd like to take her out, and usually I'd have no qualms about asking someone, but nobody likes to be hit on at work, so I'm at a loss. I never see her on campus.

Oh well. I'll just go back to hitting on other random chicks.

I was given a second chance on life by God and I've done shit with it. At least now I understand how stupid I am.

Anybody here that astral projects?

I think I'm a demigod like in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. All the signs are there. I've never met my father and I'm ADHD! Now I just have to figure out who my Olympian parent is. =) hmm.....