Dear my boyfriend's roommate,
Would it really kill you to... oh I don't know... Take out the trash, do the dishes, sweep, mop, cook food, buy groceries, and not just buy milk, bread, and eggs whenever we run out?!?! I mean really! I don't even officially live here and I spend way more money and time into living here all year than you have in ONE semester!!! It's just frustrating that you're so helpless and don't understand these things. Don't get me wrong... You can be a decent guy. We've even had legit conversations. But come on! It's time to grow up a little bit and take responsibility and put some effort into living at an apartment! And I mean without us having to ask you to do a simple task... -_-
Sincerely,
A very annoyed girlfriend <3

Alright confession time for me! I was in the chemistry lab the other day before anybody else came in. I was mostly interested in trying to find ways to create the Philosopher's Stone (I saw it on Full Metal Alchemist, which is based on true chemistry) and lets just say things got a little weird. I heated up AU^2CA to 450 degrees F and it started bubbling out of control. It quickly spewed out of the graduated beaker and slowly goozed all over the floor. I panicked and poured the closest liquid I could onto it... This was a bad idea because I was also working with HCl and Sodium Phosphate. It burned a small hole in the floor of the chemistry room so I ran. I went back about 10 minutes later and the Dean of Students was in there trying to see what the hell happened. I'm scared that I may go on academic suspension for this. Has this happened to anybody else?

My gf wants me to go to school in canada(where she lives)...but I want to stay here in texas(I'm from Wa state)....If I end up staying here we will probably break up, but if I go to canada I feel as though the market for what I want to do in life isn't as great....I havent told her that I'd rather stay here....idk what to do!!!

Aaron S, you are one of the cutest guys in the college of music.

High waist shorts are ugly.

I hate these stupid equal sign pictures on Facebook. I don't care about "equal rights" for gays in California. Let them get married there, IDGAF. People are making it seem like this proposition going to legalize gay marriage in the entire country. It only changes in California. And I hate that gays complain about not having "equal rights". You get to vote, you get to have a job and get paid, you don't get denied food service, you get the right to go to the same school as straight people, so fuck your sadness. Cry me a river. Everyone has equal rights thanks to the civil rights movement.

My phone currently isn't working. I like that I can't constantly check on what others are doing, and have an excuse to ignore people. TECHNOLOGY IS EVIL!!!!!!! Or just really time consuming.

I'm secretly hoping no one posts an admiring post about my boyfriend, why do you feel it's necessary to call people out who you KNOW has a boyfriend or girlfriend?? How would you feel if someone was hitting on YOUR significant other? Instead of posting on an anonymous site, stop being a pussy and go find someone yourself.