I am what willis was talking about.

I wanna have sex with Nurse Joy, Jesse and Officer Jenny from Pokemon!

I hide my insecurities behind false vanity and by pretending to be conceited...it's easier to pretend to have self-confidence than it is to have everyone know that I'm really insecure and fearful of rejection.

Phillip R. I know we just met and hung out only once. But I was want you to know that I'm completely fascinated by you. The way you talk, the way you sing, your crazy wild imagination.. Just everything about you I know about right now is so captivating. All I want is to get to know you more and I hope you could reciprocate that

If you watch Soul Surfer backwards its a girl who's mad she only has one arm and then finds 1 in the ocean and its a messy surgery by Dr Shark.

LADIES-- call me the Kentucky Derby 'cause I'm full of bourbon and finished in two minutes. Also, are you cool with midgets?

it's the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can't afford my tuition

a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out "I like bread"