Barneby J.--this is for you, sir: Please stop being an insensitive dick, especially on this page. Really. Just learn when to just stay silent, please.

Dropping the biggest duece in the blb before my marketing test while listening to Taylor swift- trouble. Best shit of my life.

I dont live on campus but pretty much seems like i do, i spend most of nights at random girls' dorms either just sleeping over or having 3ways with them and their room mates

I really just wanna walk around campus, smoking out of my bong without getting in trouble...not necessarily weed tho.

Is it bad that the majority of the guys in the theatre I wouldn't date... but would have sex for hours???

Today I was in DFW, I take music lessons downtown, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I want to be a good girl 'cause I am a good girl and everyone sees me like that. However, I've done something that might surprise them, but no one knows about that except me and my ex- bf... I just feel so guilty sometimes when I get compliments refer to me being "good" and naive. A part of me wants to change, another part wants to stay that way...

I've discovered that the higher I get in the UNT chain of command, the less staff care about students and the louder they yell that they do. It turns out, people who actually care about more than their next government paycheck are in the vast minority. A good rule for UNT: the less they talk about caring for students, the more they spend time actually helping them.