I took a dump on the third floor of the BLB today (3/27). Lo and behold, the floor and bathroom was empty. Once I finished taking a dump, some guy walks into the bathroom just to stand there and look at himself in the mirror... Why would you go to such great lengths to look at yourself in the mirror? Are you too good for the first and second floor or something? Shit... Anyway, when he walked in, the whole bathroom smelled like shit. I was somewhat embarrassed, yet at the same time, I was grossed out that the guy was still in there even though the bathroom smelled bad...

To the bitch in the purple cut of shirt in the rec the other day: quit rubbing your nipples. You probably have gyno because your steroid cycle went wrong. It's idiots like you that are the reason why they are not legal for those who actually know how to use them.

I'm glad the weather is starting to slowly warm up... That way I don't have to see all these dumbasses at UNT who still wear their letterman jackets... Especially the ones that are from 2008. You're too damn old.

I lost my virginity shortly after starting at UNT to someone I didn't love. I have never regretted anything more.

I saw the green Lamborghini leaving Denton this morning (3/27). It does exist! It's almost like seeing the albino squirrel.

I truly dislike being talked to by the random people along the sidewalks to get to classes. I take an entirely different route just to not be talked to. The only one I did like was the day 'Free Hugs' were given! You made my day with that. Let's do more free hugs, and not expect conversation. Kthx.

I love embarrassing my little sister

I hate that wall posts are enabled on this page. Every time I post a confession, I always fear that I'm posting on the wall instead.