UNT parking needs to fall in a hole and die. I hate all of you.

If someone plays one more Adele song on the piano in the Union I will throw my peanut butter and jelly sandwich at them.

All that i want is to find a girl that will let me give her the old in out while i wear my horse mask

I can't take Laurel B. seriously due to the fact that its profile picture not only doesn't show its face, but the picture insults South Park by being related to Naruto.

Straight white males are so evil! One time at the beginning of the year one walked up to me with his girlfriend and asked where the library was. THE LIBRARY!!!! I was so afraid he would enslave every poor bastard inside the library and make them print counterfeit money just so he could buy off another country like they always do! Luckily I was able to ward him off by speaking Spanish ( I heard they only knew one language so that was my best defense against it. ) and as soon as they got confused and walked away with their backs turned I took out my cross and threw it at them. It didn't work! (He must have been a christian since he was immune to my cross.) Finally as a last resort to thwart the witch and warlock from going to the library I started swinging my fists at them. That didn't work either, HE CALLED THE POLICE! What's worse is that due to his white magic the cops were hypnotized and on his side so I went to jail! Now that I am out I must ask; is there anyway to thwart these terrible monstrosities?

I want to be Kim Possible. Really Bad. Sometimes i make pointy cardboard boob shapes and stick under my shirt. So call me, Beep Me, If you wanna reach me. Shout out my homieee rufus.

Kayla R is beyond gorgeous! just no courage to talk to her..

Pinching my friends' nipples gets me on a power high. The shrieks of agony are music to my ears.