Since when is it so hard to find a guy to WANT a consistent friends with benefits relationship? DUDE i'm trying to have sex with you a lot and THAT is even too much of a committment -_-

Felicia S is totes awesome. She likes Eisley, Adventure Time, and Clarinet. :D

I'm a fat girl that just wants to tie a skinny boy up and bang him. Is that so wrong?

I would like to apologize to the girl I walked up to behind the Union last semester...I didnt say anything but I was making extremely odd faces at you to which you responded "Dont let them take you.." I was on a lot of acid at the time.

I hate who my boyfriend becomes when he's with his roommate. He doesn't even realize that he's changed.
I just want the man I fell in love with back.

I go to the rec center so every one THINKS I work out, but in reality I just stand there looking tired and walk around.

To the girl in green who was doing lunges behind me at the rec today, I have one word. Damn.

There's this girl is one of my classes named Ashleigh T., I can't stand her. She's a ho and a thief and a general waste of space. Apparently she even got sued by one of her friends who lent her a few hundred dollars...don't screw over people who help you...karma is a bitch.