#5601 I understand education is important, and that we should not give up on our dreams and aspirations no matter what, but i feel so pessimistic about what is going to happen in the next couple years, meaning WW3, especially with all this horse shit thats going on between the American and Russian campains. Does any one else beside me think about it every day multiple times a day? I have actually seen a couple nuclear explosions in my dreams recently...

#5532 I met a girl on tinder, she invited me over. One thing led to another and we wanted fuck. The moment she spread her legs a rank smell attacked my nose and I instantly lost my erection. I could not get hard enough to stick it in, overall terrible experience. She was a large girl and refused to move, it was like trying to fuck a couch. Lesson learned, avoid big girls

#5531 I really need to get this off my chest. Every Wednesday I go to a random park and pull my d*** out and start to play with myself. Side note know that I'm a bi-sexual. Well I get random people all the time towalk by and see what I'm doing. Instead of reporting me they either 1. Watch me 2. Help me or 3. Invite me to their place. My favorite time so when I met up with this frat guy and he took me to his frat house and we fucked in his friends bed. That boy really knows how to take it and make a guy feel good.

#5539 Ferguson's new moto: Once you go white, you'll be alright. Once you go black, the cops will attack. Actually, that's just the whole US. Nothing's changed since the 1950's. Dr. King is looking down on this CoUNTry in shame and begging God to just start the apocalypse already.

#5528 In response to confession 5526 leggings are the tits. Coming from a girl who never has, nor ever will be in a sorority(not that I care if people are) wearing leggings is the closest thing we can get to feeling like we aren't wearing pants in public. Which is pretty fucking awesome so sucks to such bro. They probably aren't going away (:

#5538 I recall GAB in fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Naw but seriously last weekend my best friend and I got drunk and horny and did it in the GAB on the 4th floor Math dept. honestly couldn't even believe we got back to my parents house super weird night.

#5553 I'm almost 30 and I still collect action figures. Granted, I only buy ones for displaying on my desk where I work. And they are all totems of my childhood (Mario, Link - NES version - , Samus, Jurassic Park dinosaur replicas from a french company called Papo that look like the actual thing only shrunken down, and figures of charachers from Half-Life, Resident Evil, Psychonauts, and The Maxx). And I'm a creative person who draws comic books and does art for computer games. And I only buy figures that are extremely well-crafted (sculpted with impeccable detail and accurate likeness, perfect paint app, etc). So do I get a pass or should I give up and also consider investing in a fedora?

#5537 I secretly hate everyone.
Don't get me wrong
I'm super friendly on the outside, like
always there for my buddies, help old people get stuff they can't reach from tall shelves
Tell creepy assholes to quit harrasing girls down on Fry
try to be a considerate person
all that good shit
But I've worked retail,
I've driven on I-35 and 380
I've seen the ISO commies protesting
and the abortion people with the fifty foot poster thing
And those crazy-ass street preachers
all the drunk drivers and junkies and muggers and rapists
the rioters up in Missouri
the wbc in Kansas
Just, the accreted bullshit of the human race
And I hope every day
That this is the day the nukes fly, or the meteor hits, or the sun explodes or whatever
Seriously, how can anyone call themselves a philanthropist with a straight face?