Friday, 29 March 2013 03:26 PM
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I'm really attracted to truckers.
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:23 PM
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I want internet karma. Give me karma.
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:22 PM
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Ive found the perfect girl. A girl who just wants to chill. Relax. Kick back. Watch tv. Play some games. And have regular sex. Someone to love, and make love to.
Plot twist: She's 16 and Im about to be 21.
I need to find a girl my age...
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:21 PM
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Every time I get on here I sing "Confessions" by Usher.
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:15 PM
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I tell my friends I'm being Celibate, but in reality I just can't get any vagina.
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:10 PM
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I've been to Cuba with a US Passport. Take that State Department with your crappy travel ban!
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:08 PM
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I literally just burped and puke came out of my nose. Just thought I would share!
Friday, 29 March 2013 03:04 PM
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I feel like I'm the only one who does spit bubbles when I'm bored