I saw the most gorgeous man at Bruce jam the other night, and I'm still mad at myself for not saying hello.

I hate that I'm so shy I can't talk to anyone in my classes, or any of the gorgeous girls I see on campus on the daily basis.

Are there any girls open to a threesome with me and my girlfriend?

I want to be your teenage dream.

I'm in love with Jovanna who works in the West dining hall.

Guys you are welcome. Girls, pay attention, this is a good point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7K5bsj7mk&list=PL5E948A95110A0BE2

And do you really want a guy to ask for permission?! (Watch the video first)

I always feel heartless when I go to dry my hands in the bathroom and have to choose between paper towels or those environmentally friendly air dryers. I always read all the benefits it posses to the environment and how much electricity it saves and always choose the paper towels. Nothing beats completely dry hands. And those air dryers.... Ain't nobody got time fo that.

I lol at libertarians.