Robert M. At Kerr. You are one of the sweetest, nicest, and sexiest guys I know. And I would totally fuck your brains out!

The "Keep Calm and Vote For Pedro" signs around campus have been pissing me off lately. Why is your campaign slogan a stupid meme? Is the Napoleon Dynamite reference on purpose or is that just and unfortunate coincidence?

My confeasion is I'm a guy and really want to find a girl looking for a naughty study partner for those lonely late night study sessions in Willis. Like this if you are interested.

I think Paola V. is just the cutest girl and I wish i would get to hang out with her

I think Nancy S. is very pretty and i would love to get to hang out with her.

To the man in the truck that drove up and offered me a ride home tonight from frystreet while it was pouring down raining, thank you. You are very kind and if I wasn't enjoying the rain and I wasn't almost home, I would have taken the offer! You are a good person sir!

The first time I visited UNT I saw a woman with a man mustache.

Ronnie E, I can't wait till I get you on the floor good looking. Going out so hot, just like an oven. And I'll burn myself, but i just had to touch it. But you're so fine. Wish you were mine. <3