On a scale of 1 - atheist on judgement day, how awkward would it be to walk in on two dudes making booty babies?

I am assuming Mr. Smiley's name is Josue E.
Every time I see him on the bus or around campus he's smiling it's both adorable and worrisome.

I wanna talk to Samson!!
Fly me to tha moon like that bitch Alice kramden.
Cuz it's hard being black and gifted.
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get LIFTED!
Everyone knows in my neighborhood, it's tha best around.
Samson's shit is blessed!
Got tha whole town on lockdown.

Any sexy ladies wanna talk to Samson??

Never thought I liked Asian chicks till I walked pass a girl who has curly, and blond hair. Gorgeous!

Poor Barneby J, always getting ganged up on by everybody... I, for one, enjoy your comments. They may not always be funny but nevertheless I still appreciate your uncaring demeanor.

I feel like Mormons give other Christians a bad rap... When I hear about all these "asshole Christians" that harassed people and told them they're going to hell if they don't believe... yup, most of them are Mormons. Seriously, fuck Mormons. I have no shame in saying that... you're dumb fucking religion isn't that old. Mormonism should be given the same level of respect as Scientology, why the hell are these bastards exempt from ridicule just because it's still a part of Christianity.

Up north north grab it
n I hit the south pole with a magnet
East and west Avid
Now my name on all points of the square
its firmly established
in a language thats lavish
First to rock rosh hashannahs in african pajamas
swear before I die Ill be there with the best of the rhymers

Can't you people post about someone else other than Casey M.? I mean no offence to him at all but it'd be nice to see someone else's name up on one of these for a change!