Have ya'll ever noticed, after hanging with frat guys for a while, they all start to look the same? They all look like generic versions of eachother, I never know which one is which. They dress the same, act the same, laugh the same way...it's like being in a house of clones. Lol generic white man face. It's so hard to tell them apart!

Don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive, experience the warmth before you grow cold.

The other day, I dropped my keys and wallet outside in the street. Not two hours later, I received a phone call saying it was at the front desk of the hall and I could come pick it up.
Thank you for returning my things. It's wonderful to know there are still honest people in the world.

So I was at this party a few weeks back, right? And I see this girl and she's just absolutely gorgeous. I'm not particularly skilled at picking up girls, but I decided to go for it. I went up to her and we talked and really hit it off and started seeing each other more and more after this party. It was awesome. I finally felt like I'd finally found somebody that I could really see myself with for a long time.

So one night we were in my room watching movies and just talking. Lazy, boring night, yeah, but we started talking about crazy family reunions somehow. And as we keep talking, I'm thinking "Damn these stories sound familiar..." and it turns out we're related. Like third cousins.

She leaves my room in a hurry and we don't talk for weeks because - holy shit - I got to third base with my cousin one time. Gross. So one day she calls me and asks that we meet up and talk about this. I agree, reluctantly, and we meet in the union to talk about this. She's tearing up the whole time because she really likes me and she really wants to make this work and I can't get past this whole cousins thing. But after awhile I just want her to stop crying. And hell, who am I kidding, she looked so vulnerable and hurt I couldn't say no. So I tell her yes, I'll give this a second shot. Instead of being really happy, though, she gets super serious. "Okay, [REDACTED], I'll give this a second shot, but I need one thing first." I'm interested, so I indulge her and ask what is it?

"I'm gonna need about tree fiddy first."

It was at this point that I realized my cousin was a three story high crustacean from the paleolithic era.

That goddamn Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again.

I feel bad for that huge obese guy that I occasionally see in Bruce. He literally struggles to get up. It doesn't look like he has a thyroid problem or anything like that the guy just seems to literally eat that much food! I can even smell his stink from across the room while I'm in line to go to the Bruce cafeteria. I don't want to sound mean, but I don't see why some people let themselves go like that.

To the guy who works in the student activities office.... every time i look at you...I want to hop across that table and ride....on your bicycle with you. Clean up those dirty thoughts everyone ;]

Its really fucking funny seeing irresponsible people becoming pregnant.

Whatever happened to the whole stupid Juggalo thing? I haven't really noticed it being around for the last year or so. Did they finally die off or something?