Holly E. is such a cute little thing. ;)

Fouad H. B makes me want to punch a baby in the face.

I pee in the sink when brushing my teeth.

It would be funnier if I was a girl.

It makes me happy and literally smile to see that people can have a fun and wonderful eventful life without money. I've seriously been thinking about why do we even exist. What is our purpose? What is MY purpose in life? I feel like their might be something going on that a majority of people aren't aware of. I don't even know. I feel like someone is watching our every move. Observing. Almost like the human race is a test species and we're all being studied without knowing. And once the other species (higher beings or whatever the fuck is up there) are done studying us, they'll just throw us out, burn the whole planet. Either I'm paranoid as fuck, or I've been smoking too much weed. But then again, I thought this before smoking. What do you guys think?

I fear no evil. Evil fucking fears me.

My partner just told me my boobs remind her of pepperonis....the giant salami type...

I truly believe I'm the reincarnation of someone who died the day I was born. I have flashbacks of times from the 1960s-1980s. I was born in 88'.

Just a fact: redheads are animals in bed. fucking amimals, i mean god dam.