At this very moment, I'm sitting completely naked at my desk, smoking a bowl, listening to Prodigy and reading UNT Confessions. Happy Easter weekend, y'all.

I've flamed my own confessions on here.

Real nigga haiku

Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, fuck you then

I confess:
1. Didn't write this
2. I hate it when people talk like this.
3. It's like onetwothree :3

Phillip R. I know we just met and hung out only once. But I was want you to know that I'm completely fascinated by you. The way you talk, the way you sing, your crazy wild imagination.. Just everything about you I know about right now is so captivating. All I want is to get to know you more and I hope you could reciprocate that

Just once, I would like a guy to ask me to sit on his face instead of "will you blow me/give me head?"

to farris SI, while you were giving us a review, i was reviewing your rear end ;)

I just wish attractive women would talk to me...sometimes it sucks to be the shy guy

To the black guy with the pretty eyes in Dr. Singh's Marriage & Family class, I think you are extremely HOT! Thanks for being great eye candy!