Why do Asians like to get fish tattooed on them? Don't they get hungry looking at them?

I wish Zach B. would shut the fuck up...

Dear blue eyed wolf shirt wearing waitress at Mr. Chopstix,
you are gorgeous. That is all.

Not a confession but if you can hangout with anyone that you noticed commented/liked on a confession post who would you choose?

I have the biggest crush on one of my coworkers. I don't know what it is, but she's just always smiling and her positive aura is so sexy to me. BUT I have a girlfriend and she would kill me if she knew. I don't wanna start crushing on another girl, my male persona is just out of wack. How do I get rid of this crush and focus on just my girlfriend?

The hispanic girl with long hair that rides a pink bike with a pink basket is super cute.

33N is an eyesore, hideous and a symbol of crass commercialism taking over Denton. It looks idiotic on Bernard because it's like a skyscraper. If you are renting there next year DIAF.

Got the cute blond girls number who worked at chicken express, but I lost the number :/ like this page so I can find you!
Saturday around 8 said you were working till 1130
3/30/13