My lady crush's friend is the world's biggest twat block....go away and let her do her thang.

So tired of all these guys posting about how they met this girl and wished they had the courage to go up to her. If you like her just man up and talk to her, we arnt in middle school anymore. Girls resepdct guys who ask them out or tell us we are pretty! Sincerely, single girl who is ready to mingle (;

Modern Feminism is just a joke.

Tanner C who comments on some of these posts is so freaking cute. I wish I had the lady balls to talk to him :/

Sometimes I am convinced that I'm too crazy and weird to be in a relationship.

After a long day of school work I get back to my room to soak myself in butter and act like a dying snail about to be killed by a human with salt.

I like my food so spicy that my ass burns nearly every time I shit. #YOLO

Megan P. is totes beautiful. She is so smart and cute and I love her; she's so presh. I see her on the quidditch field, looking all sexy in her spandex, and I just think "Wow. She's the coolest." Megan P., I've been so terrified to ask you out, because your beauty overwhelms me and your fancy new snapback intimidates me. I'm a pretty big neckbeard and spaghetti just pours out of my pockets when I even consider talking to you.
Will you marry me?
Thanks, byeeeeeeeee