"Because C's get degrees motherfucker!!"

Adderall is so convenient during work! I get EVERYTHING done! :D

Blessin' is my favorite UNT/Denton band. I saw them play on Friday. They were awesome.

Payton f has a bangin booty

I'm a girl who just wants to have sex tonight I live at Kerr, as many people as possiable

Whoever grades for the online art class is a cocksucker. I'll routinely get A's on the quiz for the unit then promptly get a 66 on the assignment, dropping my average to about a fucking 78. I've got A's in everything else and this class is gonna wreck my GPA when it's supposed to be for non-majors. Bullshit.

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

I don't understand how I'm still single -.-