#5599 Hey y'all now that Thanksgiving is over I just wanted be the first to wish you guys a, uh, happy holidays. Yeah, so I hope you have fun on, uh, the day of your holi- you know what? Fuck "happy holidays" and fuck political correctness. SJWs can shove that shit right up their sandy cunts. Merry fucking Christmas you fuckers!! If you don't celebrate Christmas then whatever you celebrate, best wishes to you too.

#5600 I am a girl and my boyfriend broke up with me because I wanted to use a vibrator when we have sex. He got so offended and now I am made to look like the bad guy

#5617 Remember, no matter who you hate, in the end the government and the corporations are our real enemy. Don't fall for their lies and brainwashing and avoid black friday. Remember, money is an illusion, religion is a control scheme, media is a distraction, government is scared that once we realize it, their reign is over. Wake up America.

#5605 Yo mods, I'm really happy for all the new posts, and imma let you finish, but could you actually, y'know, moderate your fucking page? I'm tired of seeing all the Ferguson posts and all the shitposts and obvious trolls. I'd rather get a few quality confessions a day than dozens of completely worthless posts.

#5613 I'm thankful thanksgiving is over

#5606 I can't wait for grades to post. I don't care about the grades. I just want to fuck my professor. That happens in real life...right?

#5616 I consider myself a feminist, but I can't take the "fat acceptance" movement seriously. How is overeating to the point of immobility different from alcoholism?

#5615 I really like this one guy, but it makes me sad because I don't get the amount of attention I'd like from him. I know this all sounds pathetic. But I've NEVER had a guy I like, like me back.