#5621 I really want to date my ex-girlfriends ex-best friend. Anybody think that, that is weird or a problem?

#5602 God damnit people. Can no one at this school just go talk to someone they find hot?! Most of the posts on here are just people crying, about how they are too much of a bitch to go talk to "sexy so-and-so" in their class. I mean what the fuck is wrong with you losers?!

#5603 Cierra, i go to chicken express in the hopes to see your pretty face. But im to much of a pussy to talk you, let alone try and flirt with you.

#5620 Sierra, guuurrrl you is one cute person

#5604 Hey girls im taking a poll for my human sexuality class and need to know would you give a blumpkin yes or no thanks and your name will be no where

#5619 I'm a white guy with a average dick I need a blumpkin whose in

#5598 Alright /unt/ we're going on a feels trip

>be me
>23 and hugless virgin
>dropped out of UNT this fall due to mental issues
>friendless due to said mental issues
>13K loan debt
>shit apartment with roach infestation
>shit job at walmart
>get called in to work on thanksgiving
>whatevs family hates me anyways
>at work
>8/10 qt pie comes and asks me about black friday deals on TVs
>I tell her about walmarts price comparisons and get her a good deal on 55" TV
>I secretly rig it to be lower
>she is delighted and calls me awesome
>I crack a joke and she laughs
>this goes on for like 15 minutes
>is this happiness I feel after like 15 years?
>fuck it I'm asking her out
>she then says her boyfriend will love it and leaves
>my heart sinks
>manager somehow finds out I rigged the price and fires my ass
>tfw no gf and jobless soon to be homeless
>tfw asshole stepdad doesn't let me move back in and tells me to fuck off
>tfw the knife feels nice pressed against my jugular vein...

#5618 So the other day I walk into class high as giraffe pussy, and i felt my eyes low but i didn't know if they were red. I turn to my friend next to me, who is also Hispanic and i say, "Hey man, are my eyes red? I'm super baked."(In Spanish)I do this because usually people around me don't understand, but I completely forgot i was in a Spanish class. Thankfully the professor wasn't in the room yet, because the people around me busted out laughing. I don't want to repeat that to the professor, when she asks "What was everyone laughing at?"