I'm a thick guy and I've been told by all my boyfriends that I give the best head. A few of them used to be straight.

I'm laying here. Sick. Watching NCIS. Someone come take care of meeeeee.

So the other day I pooped and 2 worms came out with it. Needless to say I screamed, and ran away from the toilet before wiping my ass. I came back and wiped my ass and flushed the toilet. Then I realized that this is why I have lost so much weight!
Here's my problem, I know I should probably tell a doctor, but... I'm actually kind of happy I got these worms. I've been praying to God to help me lose weight, and I think this is his answer. Opinions?

Dear Sarah M. from Sexton's Entrepreneurship class last fall,
I never found an excuse to talk to you during the semester but I thought you were absolutely gorgeous. I liked your style and the way you carried yourself. I wanted to say something to you on the last day of class as I knew I would probably never see you again but you weren't there and I was a sad panda...

I don't make racist jokes as an attempt to be anti-racist because I don't think I can consistently make clever racist jokes.

"We're all in the same game; different levels. Dealing with the same hell; just different devils."

I have been off hard drugs for a while. I've made it three weeks without a serious alcoholic binge. I think I hallucinate in public. It's super embarrassing because I 'm in this constant state of remembering what I did the day before.....

My girlfriend and I want to have a threesome, but neither of us have any idea how to go about asking someone without the being awkward about it. Any advice?