Thick head-giver guy again. I have to confess that all I want to do in life is give head. I have no desire to be penetrated or to penetrate anyone. I just want to suck really big wieners. Why big? Because they look much more attractive then small ones. Also, guys with big wieners are more confident and it's so sexy when you see it for the first time and realize that everything you knew about your manhood is a lie. Penises are powerful. If you don't think that big penises are at the foundation of most of civilization, you haven't seen many Kubrick films or any of the world's most prominent buildings/structures or any prehistoric art.

Flip flops are gross.

I hate wearing thongs.

Non-majors in upper level major related class piss me off sooo much when they say stupid shit. Like, dude, your OPINION doesn't matter because it's not informed by relevant information that we've all had to sit through in other classes, so don't come to this class and think you know shit just because it FEELS right.

It's funny to see a guy who jumps from girl to girl every month or two posting about how he's in love with each of them. It's like these girls never bother to look at his facebook and see how big of a douche he is and I say this as a friend. Brian Andrews needs to stop leading these dumb girls on

I miss the people I'd meet smoking around campus.

Seriously, I see no point in life and existence itself. There is no meaning to it. I'm not happy and want to die.

I bought all of the Harry Potter books (even going to the midnight release of 5, 6, and 7, read a couple of them multiple times, but once the 5th book came out I just hit a wall and stopped reading them. I Sparknoted the last couple of books (before) I saw the movies.