I take of my shoes in the library so people don't sit next to me and have idiotic conversations.

To Olivia who works at gateway at Denton Jesus you're cute

I am enjoying life so much now because of how social conservatives are realizing that they are retarded and on the wrong side of history

I'm so desperate to make a friend here, that this guy asked for my number if he ever needed help with his homework, that I look forward to the times when he texts me. How pathetic. I wish I could just ask him if he wants to be my friend. But that's even more pathetic. He doesn't really try to make a connection, he always texts only for help on the homework. Plus, I fear rejection. -The lonely student.

i watch fox news because it is hilarious.

My boyfriend went off to the air force. While he was away, we wrote letters and talked over the phone on the weekends. But one weekend I went to a frat party, and hooked up with a frat guy who also had a girlfriend. The next day I had visible hickeys on my neck, which I hoped no one noticed. My boyfriend's mom never liked me, and would screenshot my tweets and send them to him to get him to break up with me. Even though my tweets said nothing about cheating, he found out and broke up with me in a letter. I was so devastated... I still deny to this day that I cheated. Oh well, I've already moved on and I am ready to keep partying.

I confess that I don't know what the following terms mean in society these days:

Unicorn: I've heard everything from transgender to bisexual girl to "it just sounds quirky/funny".

Dinosaur: Old people? Younger people with outdated philosophies? Just a random-sounding noun that we all laugh at because many of us grew up liking dinosaurs?

Bear: Used to mean fat, hairy gay man, but now it seems to have a more negative connotation.

Squirrel: I've heard it means a mountain man or a reclusive outdoor type. No evidence to back this up.

Vampire: Just someone in a social situation who sucks all the fun out of the atmosphere?


Help a nerd out.

I call many f my family members "buddy". As in, my mom, grandparents, sister, father, etc walk in a room and I'm like, "what up, buddy?" On a scale of 1-10 how weird is this?