Nothing sexier than a girl with a country accent and who knows how to two step. Now only if I could find one in Denton!!

Im a female and i have a fart fetish and i want to meet a girl who will willingly fart on me !

My roommate is constantly trying to one-up me at everything. Fuck off bro. Quit compensating for your small dick.

So I seriously think that all the lonely, single students (both men and women) who continually post on here complaining about never getting laid need to create a meet up where they can meet other lonely, single students. Say tonight (4/4/13), 11pm at Lou's? I will make a poster.

4/4:cutie in Branton's poli sci class with the pink jacket. I assume you do like diving or something. Never noticed that gorgeous smile of yours from across the room

I like to sit in the lobby of my dorm and watch old school cartoons like Tom and Jerry and Bugs Bunny in the morning before I go to class. Sometimes I get super crazy and drink a juice box too! And I feel no shame trying to relive my childhood.

I posted the confession about white people saying nigga and lol forever over the fact that mostly white people came to defend the usage(some of you had good arguments but your needless insults ruined it and you went to just sounding like angry white people). When I said 'our' I meant steal our music, style, and slang(don't say it isn't true because it is) but I didn't want to write all that at the time. Funny because the ONLY thing people commented on was the fact that I said 'our'. And for people who are wondering why I'm upset, it's because people throw it around without need. Just to say it. So they can look cool for all their friends and shit. And no I've never owned a flat-brim hat. I will agree, I don't like the way today's black kids are using either. I just dislike it MORE when it's coming from a white kid from the suburbs who's driving a BMW or some shit like that.

Lauren P. on the softball team is one of the most attractive women I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I've tried talking to her but I guess I need to up my game. So I'll proceed to watch Fight Club 6 or 7 times to build up my masculinity and hopefully that will work.