Channing Tatum v.s. Taylor Lautner in a fist fight.

Who would win?

To the guy eating his lunch with Ritz crackers around 1:30 today in Wooten, you are such a distraction from my book.

Thurs, 4th April

I take naps in the study room while my roommate has sex in our room.

Xiomara G., I wanna fuck the shit out of you. You are such a fucking turn on. So beautiful and gorgeous and exhilarating. I want you so bad!! If you let there are so many things I want to do with you. So damn hot!! <3

Confession: James Franco is RiFF RAFF.

Last semester around September, I saw the most beautiful girl at Jupiter House Coffee at the square. She looked either middle eastern or maybe Hindu. Everything about her was so beautiful and amazing! I went back several times to try to find her again but never did. I often wonder about that girl and wonder if I will ever see her again.

I plan on committing suicide because I feel like an empty shell lost of meaning and reason.

Tatem at West Hall,

If eating Pringles off your butt is wrong, I don't wanna be right.