Sometimes I wish I were pregnant...I just want to know what it's like to be completely responsible for the human being growing inside of me.

I keep talking about how much I hate being single, but I'm so scared of commitment that I don't date...is there something wrong with me?

I just came to UNT this semester and the only friends I've made are through a church group. I absolutely hate that. I listen to metal. I cuss like a fucking sailor. And I like to drink. I just havent found any friends here and I'm fairly miserable. Don't get me wrong. The church guys are nice, but I can't be myself around them. I have to act all churchy and It sucks ass

William J. in AFROTC.... I'm in love with you, but I don't want to tell you who I am and be rejected. I really want to fuck you too. I just can't tell you who I am....

I can't stand my roommate. People that don't know her well think she's your typical sweetheart. Underneath it all, she's a complete jerk. Everyone in our sorority knows it too. She never owns up to her actions, never admits when she's made a mistake, and always acts like she's the victim in all situations. Grow up, and get over yourself you shallow and sorry excuse for you woman..

How are females such terrible drivers? It amazes me how difficult they make doing such a simple task. Same goes for Asians.

Went to the bathroom at a party to take a shit and this hot girl followed me in there. Ended up getting a blumpkin.

Dear person who has genital numbness, I really do wish I had that except not permanent. It would be a switch I could turn on and off, that way I wouldn't be the hormonal person I am today.