I use the community bathroom toilet as a garbage disposal... is that weird?

So I'm a tall light skinned athletic man, I'm 23 and still single. I don't mind being single for now either, but one thing that bothers me is when so many women ask me, "Why are you single? I figured you would have a million girls after you!". Most of the time this comes from a girl I'm interested in talking to and it pisses me off because it makes it seem like I'm a player or something. I've dated women but never had a relationship with one because they either stop talking to me and met someone else randomly. I know I'm a very attractive dude because random people always assume I "know where all the hoes at" because I'm light skinned, tall, and "look like a model". But I'm not looking for "hoes", I'm looking for the one that'll make me happy and not lead me on for whatever reason. Nor am I looking for "a million women" that are magically after me. I just one one special girl and I hate being stereotyped in a way as being a player or having all those women after me just because I look attractive or whatever. I'm a humble and nice guy and so many people take that for granted. So why am I single? I choose to be first of all, but at the same time I haven't met a girl who will actually give me the time to actually talk to them and get to know eachother.

I wish cute gay guys will like this. And I'll message you.

(Parking tickets)

I don't have a permit.
Last semester I had a library fine, so I parked by the lot next to Clark... I thought I'm just gunna go in and pay the fine and leave. And soooo I did. I got back to my truck and didnt get a ticket.

As I was getting into my truck, my girlfriend sent me several "interesting" pictures..... being a male, I couldn't help but to get "the urge".

I decided to take care of business, I thought I'm just gunna go in and rub one and leave, pretty quick. I got off my truck and headed over to a library restroom.

I got back 10 mins later, and had a $125 parking ticket.

Damn rub cost me $125 -_-

I swear some of you "hipsters" are bigger posers than us Greeks. P.S. Denton is not a little Austin. It is a wannabe Austin.

Hey guys, I am writing a research paper on makeup and how people perceive those who wear it. There have already been studies on it which have concluded that people regard those who wear a more professional type of makeup to be more likable. I am trying to take the research in another way. Does anyone have ideas?

What's up with all the big Asian guys at the rec?!

Children of Men is the best movie I've ever seen.