I'm a rhinestone tiger in a leisure suit. In other words, I'm suave as it gets.

I never really wanted a career or tons of money, I always wanted only to be a great wife and mother... And I've been made to feel ashamed of that by my own mother.

I like to play the Illuminati card game.

Y'all frat boys need to learn how to tie something other than a four-in-hand. You look like eight-year-olds trying to dress up.

Big girls need love to! :( like if you wud date a cute chubby girl.

I told my girlfriend I loved her today. She said it back which made me really happy, and was a huge relief. I never quite realized how nerve racking it can be to just tell someone that you love them, in fear that they might not feel the same way back, but how amazing it feels to hear it back. Its a giant risk vs reward, but the reward was well worth the risk.

For a previous semester attendee to Stat1681. I find the current MyFoundationLab is not only it's truly been made by the devil, but also it starts to competes with Statistic's cheap ridicule by making prices available for after market in order to keep money coming... Damn I miss Aleks!

I am currently being sextually assualted by someone who works at the Jack in the Box on Hickory. They left their number inside the wrapper of my Jumbo Jack w/ cheese two weeks ago, and I texted them once to be nice. Now I get multiple texts a day saying she wants to s my d, and I haven't responded a single time.