Saturday, 06 April 2013 10:50 AM
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When the guy you're seeing doesn't want to date because the semester's almost over... He's just not that into you. Give it up.
Saturday, 06 April 2013 10:41 AM
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People who bitch about updates make me so mad. Websites, operating systems, everything. If it's not cripplingly buggy, you don't bitch.
Saturday, 06 April 2013 10:40 AM
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As a TAMS student myself, I can understand why you guys wouldn't like us. A lot of us are pretty arrogant and annoying as fuck. However, I promise that some of us can be pretty cool, so don't be so quick to judge :)
Saturday, 06 April 2013 10:29 AM
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Every time I see a girl post about being "big" or "chubby" and not being able to find a relationship or sex, all I hear is Day-Day from Next Friday saying "Fat b*tches need love too, Craig!"
Saturday, 06 April 2013 10:16 AM
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My heart is a flame. My pain, I endure it miserably. Why do I feel so sad right now? All I want to do is cry and weep.
Saturday, 06 April 2013 09:36 AM
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Emily B, desk clerk at west hall.
Break up with your boyfriend so I can lick every inch of your body and then some.
Sincerely,
Men of West
Saturday, 06 April 2013 09:20 AM
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I'm in dire need of a job... Or money... Anyone know who is hiring?
Saturday, 06 April 2013 08:48 AM
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North Korea might have the best April Fools joke ever...