I absolutely hate one of my roommates. Since my roommate is always a fucking bitch, I shove the chopsticks my roommate uses up my @#*$& so my roommate can eat their food with my @#$&*! juice. I bet my roommate wonders what the secret ingredient to the food is...

No one cares Stuart M

I came to UNT to get away from my old life because my senior year of high school was hell and I knew none of my classmates would go here. It's almost the end of my first year and I've never felt so unhappy. I don't have any friends and my grades are bad. I'm unsure of how to approach next year. I hope I can find people who share the same interests as me and maybe a guy who likes me for who I am. I love UNT and I don't want college to become a bad experience for me.

Wanna hear a joke? UNT Greek life.

Can I just say that I have a GINORMOUS crush on Jade K. who works in the Student Org center at UNT? I would love to take her out on a date for sushi and drinks...

Hey guys, admin here! Any fat guys wanna hook up in the back of my mom's taurus wagon? I'm into big hairy plumpers with tiny cocks! Even the tiniest is still bigger then mine though.

I had sex with MGK's DJ on his lace up tour when he came to Dallas on April 5th.
I got his number but I plan on still sleeping with MGK in the future...

Hey UNT if we all go to this link and cote for out school we could gave an early screening for This is the End at our campus! We are in fourth right now :)
http://movies.eventful.com/competitions/thisistheend2013?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=competition&utm_campaign=share_tool_thisistheend2013_dc&venue