I want to play with and lick my girlfriend's butt but when I brought it up she was disgusted.

Where are all the girls that are near 6 feet tall? The only one's I know are unavailable.

There is a 5k nudist run next month and I kinda want to do it.

Today April 6th, a dog (male boxer mix) with a blue collar followed me home to gateway apartments from QT. I dropped him off at the Denton Animal Shelter hoping he had chip. I was just hoping the owner might see this and know that their dog is at the shelter!!

At one point, it was late at night and I was in Kerr cafeteria. As I was leaving, some chick "psst!" at me and I turned my head to look. She then lifted her shirt and showed me her tit. Just the one. Not both. I closed my eyes and looked away because I had a girlfriend at the time...

I secretly want to have a 3some with one of my fraternity brothers and his girlfriend. They are both barely over around 5"and I feel like I can throw them around and do whatever I please with them, I'm well over 6". It sucks that I only see them at Tavern once and a while now and I rarely talk to them. He used to go to all sorts of parties but now he is never seen so we never chill anymore. Btw I'm not gay or even bisexual, I just want to dominant on them. GET DRUNK LITTLE MEXICANS, GET REAL DRUNK!

What makes me mad? UNT out of state tuition.

Hey! Quit fuckin wit korean Jesus! He ain't got time fo your problems, he busy! With Korean shit!!!