We need to seriously stop being to racist. Because racism is a crime. and crime is for niggas!

5'2 Hispanic cutie with a booty hmu ;)

Looking for a dark-haired girl who drives a red, compact SUV, and in the lower right-hand corner of the back windshield is a dancer decal. I guess she's a dancer. Very curious who this girl is. Any help is appreciated.

"White Americans, what, nothin' better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too. Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too."

I have only showed up to my English class 3 times this semester and I haven't done any of the test or homework. For some reason the professor gives me a 100 on every test and every assignment. I'm not complaining.

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I'm a straight white guy that only wants to date Mexican or Asian girls. Where are all y'all at? I want mixed kids!

The worst thing about unt is that being a weirdo is normal. Being socially awkward and a desire to be different is the norm here. This leads to a hatred of people that are normal and socially competent. Social order is in disarray, and it'll be that way forever. Especially when Katy miller gets rid of the Greek system she's been gunning for.