I confess I've been a student at UNT for 3+ years now but have never once signed up to climb the rock wall at the rec. Today when I got to the gym I saw they were having a competition or something, and damn, they all look so bad ass. Gonna try it soon... so bored of the elliptical.

so i was at lous last night 4/5/13 and met this gorgeous african american girl named sarie (sp?) she is from london. i meant to go hang out with her more when she invited me to her table but when i finally went she disappeared. hopefully i see her again out on fry.

This page got me laid. Thanks!

I'd like y'all to hear my worst escalator story ever. Listen up, ya hurr? Man, I was on the Dupont Circle escalator when it stopped. It was the worst experience of my life. It was a wreck - there were kids falling down; we had to walk over people. Now, I elevate. Real talk. - Roland W

I try to limit the instances when I need to wear shorts because I randomly get raging erections for the silliest reasons.

When the rumor that small wayne died a few weeks ago, I was happy. Then I found out it was a rumor.

I just ate an entire loaf of garlic bread

Shoutouts to all nerd subcultures! Fans of Anime, Zelda, Pokemon, Starcraft, Doctor Who, MLPFiM, Marvel, DC, and all the many I missed! You're awesome!