I had sex with a Canadian. It was awesome.

To those two guys at Conway's sports bar and grill watching 121 North play, isaw y'all staring. Yeah I'm in my UNT shirt. What's up?!

4-6-13

There is nothing better than getting high as fuck, going into your room alone, lying in bed, and watching old cartoons on netflix. It's like you're a kid all over again. And it's even better now that netflix has released all those old cartoons like dexter's lab and ed edd n eddy. It's even better to watch those as an adult because you catch all the jokes you didn't catch when you were younger. I highly recommend you all try this. Nostalgiaaaaa. Oh, and watch Adventure Time, too. I never understood why so many older people liked this show until I got high and watched it. There's a lot of subtle adult comedy in this show.

I can't stop thinking about my ex girlfriend. I still love her. We broke up like a year ago... it's sad, I know. But she the one that got away. anyways, I miss her and can't seem to get her off my mind... any suggestions as to what I should do? Or perhaps Contact her ? (She's married now btw)

I am a straight male, and the last person you'd think would be saying this. But I really wish I had a good singing voice. I love singing but only do it in my car. No one has ever heard me sing before. If I could change one thing about me, it would be my voice. I would love to be able to sing and make people happy with my voice.

Let us sing praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is a loving God. Of His might and dominion, there is no compare; of His mercy and deliciousness, there is no equal. No other god can challenge Him; in the taste test, He is invincible. Through His pasta, He has blessed us with everlasting life, and holy is His Name. For He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster: the One, True, and Most High God, creator of man and midgit, giver of pasta, giver of sauce, from age to holy age; not created He was, but ever He lives, through the glory of spaghetti, now and forever. R'Amen.

I honestly don't understand how guys can be okay with not giving a girl an orgasm during sex. There's nothing more sensual or beautiful than feeling a girl's muscles tense and relax with the climax, seeing their expressions (even the ones that are not so graceful), hearing them; it's all so beautiful. I honestly don't care if I even get off when I'm with a girl. I can give myself an orgasm in ten minutes if I really try. It's not that hard. Giving a girl pleasure, though, that's something you can't get anywhere else.

I've always wondered why people don't get offended when Fat Joe says nigga even though he's not black...