Dallas J. you make me squirm in ways I didn't think possible. Why don't you use that whip cream on me instead of a cup of coffee? I might even let you film it ;)

I love my younger brother more than anything in the world. I wish he saw how special he was and how much potential he has. Breaks my heart to know he's so down all the time.

My boyfriend seriously disgusts me but I can't help but love him.

I wanna fuck Ronnie E. like an animal! I wanna feel him from the inside. I wanna fuck him like an animal! My whole existence is gone! He gets me closer to orgasm! ;)

Man, where the hell do I start. Anyways I enrolled at UNT because I wanted a better future and not be just another statistic. Over the course of my time here I've fucked three girls, but I feel guilty about it. Why because I can't get over a girl from high school, that I still love. Even though I get "love" from these college girls I can't shake that feeling. I'm sure I'm not the only one with this problem, or I could be wrong. I have a bright future and all but its not enough. I'm just a heartbroken guy with a big dick.

How much does having the ability to play instruments/ write songs affect the way ladies look at guys?

Females, before you complain about sexism I suggest you realise how much it works out in your favour sometimes.

A female acquaintance of mine, Sophie, makes $150 an hour for pouring beer and getting her tits out.

Last time I poured somebody a beer with my dick out, I ended up with a black eye and didn't get invited to any parties for a month.

Karla P. slept with Mr. Bassham in high school. Dirty. Kinky.