What the fuck is up with the dress code policy at Public House? I cannot wear a full colored shirt inside? The fuck is this shit??? Only if it is a v neck then I can wear a full colored shirt. WHO MAKES THESE DUMBASS RULES???? FUCK YOU PUBLIC HOUSE! Maybe I'm not like those immature kids who like to wear dumbass shirts with trashy and stupid quotes on them! It is total discrimination! Dumbass rule... Fucking Pubic House...

Sometimes I pick my nose in north practice building then proceed to play every piano on the floor I'm on without washing my hands first.

I work at the Dominos in Denton and when someone doesn't tip me, I write down their address and name so I can be absolutely sure to spit all over their pizza next time I deliver to them.

Anybody know the guy with the long brown hair and the goatee dyed red?

Denton.. you are a borderline bitter disappointment of a town.

The black Eride driver who rocks out to Radiohead; fuckin awesome. But lately you haven't been driving

It's been 5 days since my ex and I broke up... His bed is still in my apartment... I so f*cked the sh*t out of someone tonight all over it (: I feel awesome knowing that when he gets his bed tomorrow he will have no clue about the fun I had

I've had sex on the 4th floor of Willis library on more than one occasion