When I was in a men's room @ the union last year I noticed the guy next to me had the hugest flacid cock I've ever seen. It looked like a baby's arm. I wanted to suck it SO bad.

Shout out to anyone else wide awake at 4:16 am

If anyone wants to take a political science class and isn't afraid of a challenge, take that dude Steve Forde because he is the funniest professor you'll ever have.

It's awkward because I rarely masturbate more than twice a week but everyone always assumes I'm chronic with that shit.

This school lost most of its cool points when Jen Chase stopped teaching here. She was way too real for most anthro students, ahaha.

By black niggas: You know how you can tell someone is a social conservative by how they look (heavy set, no style, a mongoloid-ish facial structure, their eyes look AT you instead of into your soul)? Don't ever bring that up to one of them because they will get REALLY defensive.

If you're white and not attracted to [insert gender or orientation you like] because they are black, latin, asian, etc, then you've still got some white supremacy to unlearn.

Does anyone know a Hispanic guy by the name of Eddie? He's in most of my science classes and I always see him at sycamore! He looks just like Jacob with muscles and all!! :D nothing like a Pre-med Jacob-look alike! He could totally get the V! He always looks intensely focused on his school work and I'm afraid he'd bight me! Lol anyways ladies help me!!! How do I go about introducing myself??