Swimming/diving girl in the black jacket in professor Branton class today, I drown in the sight of your eyes every Tuesday and Thursday at 11am

I get so tired of smiling I feel like theres no joy behind my eyes anymore and no one around me seems to care. My "best friends" say they are there for me when they never are and they say I can talk to them but they really don't give a shit about what I have to say. No one does. I think about setting up an appt for one of those free counseling sessions people are always talking about but idk if that stuff is for me.

To the attention whore in Einsteins this morning wearing tight red shorts that say "fuck me" on the butt. Why are you laying on the ground showing off your ass? What would your father say? His friends probably want to bang the shit out of you though. 4/9/2013

Wow what an awful person you are. Don't state your opinions as fact. Don't judge areas or people you know absolutely nothing about. Don't be a dick to people for no damn reason. You swear your shit don't stink but you're not that great and you're not God's gift to women. Do everyone in your life a favor and humble yourself.

The bottom of my tongue has holes in it and scrapes on it from my teeth from eating my old lady out too hard the other night... Tongue is so sore

Whenever girls talk about meeting a new guy, or how that guy is treating them good or bad, and go on and on about it, I think, "this girl doesn't know shit about life."

If your a female on here complaining about how hard it is to get laid, stop being anon.?!! Just "like" your own post or comment in it then guys will message you or add you and you can decide who is worthy from there... But complaining without having a solution is pointless indeed

Some of you take this page way too seriously. Chill out or get off this page. Seriously, such immaturity for University students. Grow up, people. I'm ashamed of you people older or my age talking shit. That's for high school, not college, so shut up.