If you see me walking around in my "Fuck Me" and you are interested

Don't be a bitch just walk up and ask

May say "yes" may say "no" 9/10 yes unless busy or you are a douche bag

P.s. Fire and Water signs are my favorites

Who gives a fuck what you eat? It's food, you cunts! Eat it and shut the fuck up already!

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

Where are all the white girls that like black guys?

I really want a fuck buddy, I really need a girl who can help me release some of my tension, but I have no idea how to initiate that. (straight black male)

Fuck UNT email

This is the guy who posted a confession about how you people are way too easy to troll. Yes, you people are absolutely way too easy to troll. None of you can spot a fake post to save your life. I've posted so many absurd fake confessions and most of you have bought into all of them. XD

You haven't experienced true awkwardness until you randomly get hard right before having to switch classes.