Shoutout to that special someone! It's honestly whatever girl. I don't even give a fuck your with another dude. If you wanna play head games then go for it. It's your life. Just please stop acting like a cold bitch.. a real friend would never be like that. I'm real. Are you?

I think the depression has finally broken me, the only reason i haven't left is my friend's birthday this week. he's one of the few that has stuck around this long.

I have a pregnant fetish but I'm sure Ill never have a one night stand with a pregnant woman.

I just want a nice girl that can shoot and make a jump shot on a consistent basis. That's really all I ask, is that asking too much?

EMERGENCY! My roommate and I (both females) both live on campus (TWU) and recently bought tickets to go see BAAUER x DANNY BROWN tomorrow night (4/10) at Trees in Dallas. Dilemma, we no longer have a means of transportation. We bought an extra ticket which we're willing to give to anyone who can find it in their hearts to get turnt up and take us!!! Please, if you think you might be interested, leave a comment, you won't regret it!

I would like to charge my car while I'm in class, but I don't want to get a ticket just because I park at a charging station... First world problems.

I'm a redheaded guy, and a damn sexy one at that. Is it weird that I want to date a redheaded girl? Would a redheaded girl want to date me? Any takers?

Reasons I know heaven really exists:
1. Adderall
2. Pizza when I'm drunk.