I've found Casey around campus and I've started stalking him

To the confessions page: if the Casey confessions don't stop I'm going to put this kid into my peanut butter and smear him all over the eagle outside the union, no fuckin joke

To Casey: Brother, keep your fuckin head down, unless you want to be smooth and creamy and kill kids with peanut allergies

I need a date to formal. No GEEDS.

how do u send the admin pictures?

I've never been on a date I've never kissed anyone I've never held hands I've never done anything with a guy. I know they say "once you stop looking, that's when you'll find it" but fuck I'm 19 when is it my turrrrrrrrrrn uuuuuuuugh

Ladies at the rec: The work out towels you borrow from the rec are not for you to wipe your period blood. That's what toilet paper is for.

Boys with the ramp in your backyard.....I love me some skaterboys and would love to come watch you guys get hot and sweaty sometime.

Sincerely,

A cute blonde. Keep an eye out for me.

I just want to do LSD for the first time with a girl that I'm in love with. I'm just missing both parts of that equation. (Yes, this is completely Mad Men inspired.)

GOOD NIGHT NEVERLAND!!!!!! Ru fi ooooooooooooooo