I always look both ways before crossing the streets on campus even if it's a one way. There are some bikers that will run over anyone who gets in the way and I will not get trampled to death.

What the fuck Kerr cafeteria...

Do you really expect us to not notice the knockoff brand cereal you mixed in with the authentic brand cereal? Like really, What are we to you, fucking five year olds? We're in college, recognize the difference between bootleg Cheerios and the real deal....

So, I was hard as hell throughout all of my classes today, and it was annoying as fuck. But of course once I get back to my room, where I'm alone and have a computer full of porn in front of me, I go completely soft and lose all desire to jerk it. Seriously, dick. Get your shit straight.

I hate people that pretend to know science just because it's the cool thing to do right now. It doesn't make you cool, it makes you an idiot and a sheep.

CALLING ALL BI AND GAY GUYS. We should organize an anonymous orgy. any ideas on how and where?

I can literally quote all of pitch perfect front start to finish. I'm a straight guy...

The never ending wipe is why I'm late to class 95% of the time.

This is my last semester at UNT. I graduate in May. I've learned so much here and I've made so many mistakes and friends (most of them were mistakes). Drinking, getting pregnant, getting road rage and running over that one kid... Anyways, I digress. Thank you UNT for all the joys and the guilt (Damn, that poor kid, he flew like a bird...) and the fun. I will carry these memories with me forever. jk, fuck y'all. I'm outta this punk ass town